What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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