- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

A fish swims up your penis...

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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