- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

where do some birds live in? Earth

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Gay rights.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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