- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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