- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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