What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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star wars kid

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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