roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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