What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

a man checks his mypsace

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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