2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Lindsay Lohan

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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