- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Ebola

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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