- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

A seal walks into a club.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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