- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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