- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

This isn't funny.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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