What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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A seal walks into a club.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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