What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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