- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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