- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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