- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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