Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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everyone dislike this

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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