Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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woman's rights

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Nice belt.

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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