Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Ron Paul for President!

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Anti Joke

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