- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

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