what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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Anti Joke

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