- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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