How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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Bitch

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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