- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Why can't february march Because april may

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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