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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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