- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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