Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Sir, your wife is dead

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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Anti Joke

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