- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What is square and grey? A grey square.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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