- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

A Duck walks into a bar.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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