- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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