What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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