- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

What is my name? I dont know

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

- Helen Keller

I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

Justin

What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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