- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Will nearis is here! Get it

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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