A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Democracy.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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