- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

I C U P White stuff

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

WOMENS RIGHTS

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Asian women drivers...

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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