What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

whats green and lives in the water

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Racial equality.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

I'd like to make a withdraw

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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