knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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