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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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