- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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