- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Knock, Knock Come in

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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