So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What black and has children A black man

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

I walk into a bar...

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Jeff

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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