What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

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what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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here's a joke... the american education society

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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I am dyslexic

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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Anti Joke

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