- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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