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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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