- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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