- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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