What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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miha kako si?

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Ps. I am getting green thumbs, which is weird, I never even expected for anyone to even bother to read my fucking long comments,but then again... As my wife said, " I am not pissed at the fact that members of my movement dont depend too much of my advice in order to get along in life for nothing". True, while horsehead network might mock me, and my "blood family hate and/or fear me" It takes only a look into my wife`s eyes to feel like a God... All while I got many thousand members of Neronism worldwide waiting for me to cope with my past so they can worship me (which pisses me off, it was never my intention, I give them life advice on how to shape their own life, not on how to cling to me). Nero: Neronism, look it up, join me, stop looking for the answers in religion, but stand up for yourself and realize that there is no reason to wait for life after death, when we together, can create heaven on earth. Yes esteemed members, I am back on my feet, and I am wearing my ortopedic arm made of steel again, consider it symbolism. Its free btw, your money is worthless to me, if you choose to see life for what it is in the eyes of a true human being, then you on the other hand, are worth as much as I am... What I am worth is something I will leave up to your opinion, because sure as fuck if I dont consider myself better than people most already. Its time to push forward again, led by a fist of steel.

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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