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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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