There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Bob Saget that is all

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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