- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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