What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Anti Joke

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