Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Once upon a time

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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