Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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