- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Of course, first door on your left

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

If youre African, why are you white?

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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