- Anti Joke

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks