- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Knock knock come in.

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