- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Please don't shoot me

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Jack Stevens

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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