A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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What's up? Your time.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Homo say what?

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Anti Joke

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