- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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