- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

A baby seal walks into a club.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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