- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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