- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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