So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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Nickelback.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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