- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

I have a horse.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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