- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

123 f*ck off

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Please don't shoot me

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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