Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Once upon a time a was born

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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