Wolfjob.

knock,knock you suck

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

You're a frog

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Women's rights.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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