What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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