what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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