- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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