- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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