- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

here's a joke... the american education society

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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