why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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