What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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