- Anti Joke

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

9/11

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.