Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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