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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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YOLO

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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