- Anti Joke

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

69 Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.