Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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alex is cool

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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