what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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