- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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