What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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