- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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