- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock,knock you suck

Women's rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Wolfjob.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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