- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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