What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

a skinny sumo wrestler

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

That's illegal What? Your mom

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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