- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Your girlfriend.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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