What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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