- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

A lot eh?

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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