- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

joke under this line wins _________________________

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Chris is hairy

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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