DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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