- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't get it

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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