Caramel Boing.

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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THe Election

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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wanna here a joke? you.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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