What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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