- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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