What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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black people

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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