- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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