Theodore was a small kid that lived down the street. Little did he know, that Kaiwen the Poor Pedo was his next door neighbour. So he was walking one day down the street. He saw Kaiwen dead. Because he ate too much sugar. So Theodore called the police. But his phone broke suddenly. Theodore realized that his brother had filled it with broken eggshells. He was sad. He took out a few golf balls and stuffed them in his mouth. But he couldnt forget taht a fellow neighbour had died. He buried the body beneath the Carpet of Ol' Justin's House. He wasnt happy. His dad confiscated his laptop. And the golf balls

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WITH YOUR RED THUMBS COMBINED! I AM CAPTAIN MORAL! You: GOOOOO (AWAY) MORAL! CAPTAIN MORAL MAN, IS A HERO, GONNA TAKE GREEN THUMBS RIGHT BACK TO ZERO... Moral: Okay that is all I remember about the Captain Planet Theme song... GIVE ME RED THUMBS MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! PS: Redhead, three months have passed (more or less) I wont call you because we agreed you would get of this fucking place, but I can visit you if you are a good little girl! And yeah I am calling you Red, Tifa just reminds me of Final Fantasy and your big bosoms so yeaaaaah get your little red haired cunt over here so we can chat yes?

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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osama bin laden is dead

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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