Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

The WPGA tour

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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