- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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