- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

im saul and i love cock

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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