Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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