- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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