- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

charlie sheen becomes sober.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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