- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

So a bar walks into a man...

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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