A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

This is not a joke.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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